June Explanation

'Burglars are not my favourite people.'


I do not like burglars one bit.

In fact, I think I'll resurrect a few of my 'Oh Dear, How Sad' threads.


Handbags here we come.

Nor mine. I see exactly what you mean, lower intellects won't.

A bit like yon football manager:

"Do I not like that".

I bet that caused some confusion.

Best clarify.

I'm not suggesting the football manager was/is a burglar.

Oh dear

Oh dear III

Another III

What about the clock?

Procrastination is the thief of time.

Best explain.

Prcocrastination is nothing which the Vice Squad may be interested in.

I suppose it behoves me to give a June explanation for this 'June Explanation'.

From another thread:


Posted by: dustaf (28951)

Thoughts are with you, Aspey.

Trouble is, in this day and age, due to heightened security on vehicles, as mentioned above, cars are not stolen as such. Car keys are.

Burglars are not my favourite people.


Replied: 12th Jun 2013 at 01:04


Then confusion crept in.



Posted by: goose (278)

Burglars are not my favourite people.


Are they anybody's???????????????

Hope you get things sorted, aspey.


Replied: 12th Jun 2013 at 09:28


So I explained:


Posted by: dustaf (28951)

Burglars are not my favourite people.

Are they anybody's???????????????

Merely a turn of phrase, Walsh.



Replied: 12th Jun 2013 at 13:52
Edit


Message received?:



Posted by: goose (278)

Thanks for that

I thought what a strange comment, i've never heard of anyone who thinks burglars are there favourite people

But thanks for clearing that up


Replied: 12th Jun 2013 at 13:55


Apparently not:


Posted by: goose (278)



True that, let them break into an house wih 2 very large dogs.

There not be anything left of them to be

"not my favourite people"


Never heard anyone say that before.


Replied: 12th Jun 2013 at 14:03


From here



Then again, some people don't seem to get the point on various occasions.


Some sound advice:


Posted by: joseph 1 (19248)

The picture doesn't really detract from the post, Goose. I think it maybe time you just let it go now, new name new start sort of thing, just enjoy posting and ignore anything you don't like. Life's too short and spoils the boards for others.

Thanks to all for their contributions to the thread and the respect shown.

Replied: 29th May 2013 at 16:45

Here


Hey ho!

Fat chance!

I didn't bother reproducing the wavey snots.

Very considerate of you

That's the sort of person I am.

'Kicking A Big Lad In The Shin' thread resurrection, anyone?

Can't be bothered searching, I have a splinter in me finger

Here they are, I know your busy,

Am a good lad I am.

All aboard the Handbag Express.

Your welcome

Who is welcome to, or for, what, Walsh?

PS not a comment on spelling. Just a question on strange reply/announcement.

Ban them snots, they are bloody awful!

Posted by: dostaf (50023)











Depends who's watching.

Little lads usually spy their chance, then play the victim card.


Replied: 6th Aug 2012 at 14:50

For supplying the snots while you where busy.

I don't hate them, but, I couldn't stay up until the early hours posting on a thread about them.

Sorry

Fill your boots, Walsh.

The thread is for your benefit.

And the next one will be about your benifit

No, don't be naughty.

Not to point out spelling errors.

Thanks for posting some of my posts

Feel quite honored.

Fix it.

Private tuition free of charge "where/were/we're...your/you're...know/no...etc...

Thanks, but know thanks it not as if I've missed out on anything in life because of it, more important things in life

I still don't like burglars.

Know your mouse

Well im not mentioning it.

Its ruffled a few feathers

Is the cat still stockpiling mice, Mache?

Apologies for the tandem, Walsh.

Not this week

Happen it's due to the weather?

Nice weather means he'll be out and catching fresh?

No curled up in undergrowth collecting fleas

Walshy how did you know I was referring to you ?

Is there a name for that?

Something akin to lepidoptary.

I thought you was on about me because I have admitted a number of times that I get "where/were/we're...your/you're...know/no...etc... mixed up.

If it wasn't aimed at me I apologise

I do worry about them at times]

An song for Mache

No goose that's where you're wrong...you've admitted it when you were walshy but not while you've been goose...unless you can find the post...I'll look forward to reading it !!!

♪♫♪♫ Dern, dern, derrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnn. ♪♫♪♫♪

Come on goose have a gander

Where's me manners?

Played a Bonzo Dog song for Mache, the interloper and neglected others (plural ).

For an absent friend

(Absent )

(Friend )

Waiting

Look at the state of me lovely thread.

The cat prefers nursery rhymes, such as Three Blind......etc

Sod off to the blind thread then.

Will Hickory Dickory..............etc do?

Posted by: goose (286)

welcome tts, you'll get used to them, well most of them.Be careful though, if you don't know the difference between there/their, or were/where, like i don't then you will be accused of being someone else.

HAHAHAHAHA

Doesn't really cut the mustard, does it?

Look harder.

(Viagra do eyedrops)

here

The banned leading the banned?

I hope a burglar doesn't take it.

What rapier wit.

Well done you.

Thank you, I'm honoured.

Walsh/Goose, I've just been trying to help you out by searching for a post of yours. Not much joy I'm afraid.

Thing is, it would be easer to spot if you had an avatar.

Just a suggestion.

Still waiting !!!

look 6 posts up

The banned leading the banned?



I know, I know.

Seen that 20 minutes ago...that's not admitting !!!

I have posted what you asked

Fetch the comfy chair.

Its Thursay somewhere in the world

HAHAHAHAHA

Care to explain?

I was a bit confused it felt like Thursday some people more often than not pop up on a Thursay, just before going out.

That may, or may not be the case.

I've often wondered why Thursdays seem to be a day of vitriol.

No walshy you are merely pointing out that if you don't spell correctly etc...caught out for goodness sake admit it

Banned twice?

I have merely pointed out what you asked. ...........to prove where I had posted that I couldn't spell proper.

12th Jun 2013 at 17:53

I give up you're thicker than pig muck

I've posted what you asked

Good link, I like reading old threads it gives you a better picture of members

Pub happy hours

Happy for some.

Gizza clue, Mache.

The term "happy" is an clue

An dwarf?



Pic from 'Bottom'.

Burglary episode.

Can't imagine how good I felt when I got this to happen: Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Write me an poem.

Still no wiser with happy as a clue

The beardless one

I'm touched by Mac.

Often?

It's his prose what does it.

There's bonny.

^

^

Back in a mo

Did you know

'Back in a mo'



Rudities on my thread and now comments about flatulence?

Tsk and

I hope your mind hasn't taken a Freudian, when thinking about burglars.

Cats now fed


What?

Oh, Mother!
Perish the though.....and perish it again.

Cat's now fed.

There's a new one. (euphamism)

Be kicking the monkey next.

Gnome

He's not posted for a while

Answer the bloody question, Mache. (See NJ's 19:06)

Dopey

Or Grumpy if you wish

That figures

The 'banned twice' question.

Put the cat on!

He's back in the undergrowth

So's the cat

It's like herding bloody cats.

Look at the state of me lovely thread.

I think there should be a new set of dwarves to reflect our current modern times ;-

Chavvy Techy Junky Asbo-ey Arsy Hoody & Drunky.

Any more ?

I recently heard a repeat of a routine about Snow White and the dwarves.

It had an air of cynicism about it and suggested they weren't all they should be.

Sneezy was that way due to sniffing Colombian marching powder etc.


Possibly an Andy Hamilton script.

Where's me poem gone, Mac?

in your heart, and that's where it shall remain.

True But I was going to get it tattoed on my inner thigh.

I can't remember all of it. I should have taken notes down. As well.

dustaf
Poem?

Mac wrote a poem (I asked him to give me one at 18:47) then he removed it, Ray.

18:51

It was not a poem, it was sheer poetry

So that's 4 minutes before givin' you one & removing it!!!!

call it 'soaking time'

Yes.

He's something of a teaser.

It was sheer poetry indeed, Mache.

The other was poetry too

Did I mention burglars?

State of the nation

Proud to be a merkin

Happy Thusday!


Gretings to 'Handbags' from 'General'.